Everyday that I have to go to my school, which is about twice a week, I drive by a restaurant called the "Taco Joint". From the outside, it looks like a breeding ground for e coli but almost everyday when I am driving home, the parking lot is full of cars. So either they have some pretty legit tacos, or they're doing something illegal in there.
One day when I drove by, the sign in the front kind of startled me. I thought I read it wrong, so I made the block around (all the streets are one way downtown) to read it again. Sure enough, I read it correctly the first time...
What? I thought it was hilarious. I have driven by this restaurant a few times a week for the past 3 semesters and never seen this sign. I thought, I should take a picture of this, because if I ever want to tell someone, it will be much funnier if I have a picture. So I made the block for the third time, stuck my iPhone out the window with my left hand, aimed and caught this picture.
If the picture is too blurry and you can't read it...it says "9 out of 10 doctors agree our tacos make you smarter...avoid stupidity today".
The next week...sure enough, the sign had been changed...
Week 2, the sign reads: "The playmaker won't pass this joint up and neither should you...be like Mike!" What does that even mean? My generation hears the name Mike and thinks of Michael Jordan. I'm pretty sure Michael Jordan didn't go eat lunch at the Taco Joint. Is he referred to as the playmaker? If not, who is? The sign has now become confusing as well as entertaining.
Week 3 does not disappoint...the sign now reads "3 things to beware of Turkish Prisons, Knoxie and Golf Course Squirrels!"
Seriously, who thinks of this? Because I do not understand their humor. Is this supposed to make me want to eat a Taco? And what is a Knoxie?
This morning I drove by...and sure enough...I got the biggest laugh so far.
Sign reads "Medussa once asked Chuck Norris to a starting contest...guess who won? Again...what does this have to do with Tacos...and I don't really get it...again. I've gotten to the point that as I'm leaving the nursing school, I get my phone ready to take the picture as I drive by this Taco Joint. I get a kick out of it every time. I hope you enjoyed the randomness too.
If you're curious as to where this Taco Joint is and would like to try the food, let me know. I'll give you the address, and refer you to a physician for some antibiotics.